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Jupiter Ascending
Jupiter Ascending had a unique set of problems that–over all–didn’t prevent it from being a pretty enjoyable popcorn flick.  And really...
Sevan Paris
Feb 28, 20151 min read
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X-Men: Days of Future Past
SPOILERS follow! Jackman, Fassbender, Sterwart, McAvoy–every freaking body was awesome, still bringing a crap-ton of energy to something...
Sevan Paris
Jun 10, 20141 min read
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A Groundhog Starship Troopers Day
If the idea of a mash-up between Groundhog Day and Starship Troopers sounds like something you’d be into, check out the new trailer for...
Sevan Paris
Dec 13, 20131 min read
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Thor: The Dark World
Thor: The Dark World was a flick that, despite a few problems, manages to do exactly what a Marvel movie should do: It gives you a fun...
Sevan Paris
Nov 18, 20132 min read
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Elysium
Blomkamp’s followup to District 9 was a bit ham-fisted with it’s metaphors (almost to the point of being jarring at times).  But Elysium...
Sevan Paris
Oct 18, 20131 min read
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A Tomb Raided Once Again …
I watched Tomb Raider for the first time in a long while last night. There were several things that I forgot about this film: 1) It’s...
Sevan Paris
May 23, 20131 min read
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The Hansel and Gretel Prom Dress
#Arterton #HanselandGretel #Janssen #Renner
Sevan Paris
Feb 8, 20131 min read
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A New Batman
I hope the next round of Batman movies takes the Caped Crusader into the sci-fi realm. Â It would be crazy cool to see a director do...
Sevan Paris
Dec 7, 20121 min read
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Clone Wars
I’ve mostly enjoyed the Star Wars Clone Wars series, but my biggest problem always comes back to the same thing: No matter how good each...
Sevan Paris
Nov 19, 20121 min read
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Skyfall
Skyfall was, by far, the best Bond movie I’ve seen yet.  Mostly because the movie allowed something the other movies never have: a deep...
Sevan Paris
Nov 15, 20121 min read
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Dark Knight Returns Part One
I’m so freaking excited about the Dark Knight Returns animated flick coming out this month that I did something I never do: I ordered the...
Sevan Paris
Sep 21, 20121 min read
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Thor’s Machina
(Originally posted May 21st, 2011) SPOILERS ENSUE … Many storytellers, including myself, often fall into the dangerous pitfall of Deus Ex...
Sevan Paris
Aug 26, 20123 min read
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Total Rec(k)all
Flying cars, Kung-Fu Kate Beckinsale, and robots … if that isn’t enough to convince you to see this movie, the rest of this spoiler-free...
Sevan Paris
Aug 6, 20121 min read
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In Time
In Time was an interesting flick that, unfortunately, fell short of its potential. Timberlake, Seyfried, and Murphy brought great...
Sevan Paris
Jul 1, 20121 min read
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Superheroes in the most (un)likely places
(Originally Posted December 24, 2010) True Grit was a piece of awesomeness that begs one question: Why in the hell aren’t more Westerns...
Sevan Paris
May 14, 20121 min read
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A Great Assemble
Avengers didn’t disappoint. I had a big dumb grin on my face the entire time. Whedon delivered on the snappy, yet honest, banter he’s...
Sevan Paris
May 6, 20121 min read
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Tron Legacy
That being said, the director bit off more than he could chew with CGI Jeff Bridges. The rubber-mask looking Clu had such a limited...
Sevan Paris
Apr 20, 20121 min read
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Joss Whedon Assembles
In a recent article on IGN, Joss Whedon discusses his writing process on the Avengers. I find it interesting that he prefers the quite...
Sevan Paris
Apr 5, 20121 min read
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Wrath of the Sequel
I dug Wrath of the Titans way more than Clash of the Titans. I don’t know if it’s because it was a better movie or if it’s because my...
Sevan Paris
Apr 1, 20121 min read
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